Scott Fayner Gossip and Blog

I get up early these days, and once my eyes can fully register what the fuck is going on I rush over to the computer and check the porn sites for fun and exciting news and the such to help me start my day.

Okay, so that is a lie. I do get up early, but I never rush to the computer. That would be gay.

So what the hell is up with this guy Al Blanco who has been writing for LIB?

I mean, “ooohhh, I’m drinking booze in a soda cup that no one knows about and I’m going around begging porn chicks for pictures!”

Is that it?

That’s been done many, many , many times over the years.

But not by me. My stories have at least a grain of something exciting going on.

When does this geek go and snort cocaine into one of the chick’s asses? When does he take a leak on Mary Carey’s couch? When does he fuck a porn chick?

My guess is never.

And I ain’t jealous, I mean there’s nothing to get jealous of, right?

Porn chicks are here for us to do with them as we please.It is a waste to not take advantage of that.

Didn’t I interview Jenna Jameson back in my early years with cocaine all over my face after fucking some black porn chick named Cashmere who gave me sexually transmitted diseases while her cousin at Fat Burger and watched us?

Now that’s a story.

Maybe boring works for Luke Is Back, but ’round these parts just meeting a bunch of porno chicks doesn’t get you a story on Scottfayner.com.

Sorry, Al. One day you’ll learn.

I’m just upset that one day when I’m gone, guys like this are gonna fuck up everything I spent years, money and chunks of nose building.

I’ll be damned if I let that happen.

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