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Archive for October 14th, 2008

TURNING JAPANESE

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

Living with Staci for a year made me fear the Japanese. She’d always be screaming at me:
“Don’t cook that fish!”
“Take off your shoes!”
“Fly that plane into a boat!”
“Brush your teeth with rice!”
 
But now she’s gone off to O.C., leaving us all behind. I’m sad.
But not for long!!!
Why?
Because Hustler just released Asian Fever: Toyko Girls!
Now I [...]

A CHAT WITH SHAWNA LENEE

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

I was Facebook IMing with Shawna last night who is in New York with Penthouse going to Howard Stern’s show this morning. We’re both not getting enought sex so we decided to just have it with each other when she returns later today.
So we’re talking and I tell her I happened to see her cover [...]