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SHOULD I DO IT?
By Fayner | June 13, 2008
I know, I know, I’ll never live as long as Keith Richards nor do as many drugs as he’s done, but one thing for sure is I’ve snorted a lot of stranger things than he has. Well, maybe not…but I did snort pancake mix and twice I did Brown-Brown’s which are cocaine and gun powder.
But now that my dog Rhiannon is dead I was thinking I should follow in Mr. Richard’s footsteps and snort the recently departed.
Rhi’s ashes will be coming any day now to the house, and before I fly them to Nantucket to spread them across the Island she loved so much, I was thinking that I too should go ahead and snort my dear friend so she will forever remain inside me (and don’t be gross here, I never had sex nor wanted to have sex with my dog).
What do you think?
Should I do it?
I know it is kinda copy-cat of me and that usually ain’t my style, but I kinda want to do it.
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June 13th, 2008 at 10:12 am
I think you should inject it. That way you and Rhiannon will always be bonded by blood - or something like that.
Summer camp was funn, BTW. You got me thinking about the stinky pinky I earned at Bible Camp. And winning the obstacle course. And getting raped by my camp counselor. Big fun. Thanks.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:38 am
NO ! Do not snort any of her ashes.
Place her as planned but you might want to keep a little as a long lasting reminder my friend.
If you do that place in a closed sealed container so you will never be tempted.
Your friend.
Robert Lombard
June 14th, 2008 at 10:08 am
It’s be funny, but just so you know he was joking about snorting his father. He admitted later that he was joking in the interview…
June 14th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
FAYN DON’T DO THAT OR KEITH AND I WILL HAVE TO KICK YOUR ASS!!! RHI WOULD NOT WANT YOU TO SNORT HER!!!!! THAT’S ALL……
June 14th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
first off, the beating might be worth it.
second, he later admitted that it was true
June 15th, 2008 at 11:50 am
It will make you crave other snorting materials….
June 15th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Fayner,
Should you snort the dog?
If you think that is the best way to show your love and respect that you claim to have. Would the dog be proud of you if you did it. I think you liked the dog because it accepted you for you, with all your faults. I am sure you let down a number of people in your life, but that dog always came back to you because she didn’t know all the bad things you did.
Would the dog still come to you if she did know?
Would the dog be proud of you for snorting her ashes?
The answer is no. She would see you the way a lot of other people have seen you. A broken, miserable person who didn’t have the right to own such a good dog.
Now, if you don’t want to disappoint her, then I would not do it and keep the respect of an animal you treated better than you treated most humans, including yourself.
June 16th, 2008 at 11:28 am
cut me out a fat rail of rhi, thanks!
June 16th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
For god’s sake don’t do it Fayner. You have to fucking draw the line somewhere.