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A GOOD MOVIE?

By Fayner | July 2, 2008

Anyone who is a fan of the Indiana Jones trilogy would love to see this Adam & Eve spoof starring Ava Rose. Right? I mean, Indy wasn’t hot or anything like that, it is just that doing two great things (beating off and watching Indiana Jones) at the same time without feeling gay or strange is a good thing. Its like getting head while watching football…every guy’s dream Sunday. Well, if she brought you a steak afterwards, that is…

This movie cost a lot of money I bet. I’m sure they’re also putting a lot into press for it.

So why, only a month after the flick is released, would Adam & Eve drop Ava as their contract girl? Wouldn’t they want to keep her long enough to make the rounds of talk shows and store signings and the like to promote the expensive movie? We all know contract girls are hard to deal with, sure, but a few more months wouldn’t hurt anybody.

And does this ruin any chances of a sequel to Carolina Jones without Ava in the mix? I think they’re probably already thinking about doing a sequel and are trying to come up with a way to use another chick in the role without confusing anyone even though that wouldn’t be too difficult.

Hopefully, Adam & Eve will use a new writer for the sequel ’cause I just read the synopsis of the first Carolina Jones and it has her (as Indiana’s daughter) looking for the lost ark (again?) which is in the Middle East in 1957.

Come again? The first Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Ark) took place in 1936 and also searched for the lost ark. But they found it and it was brought to a secret warehouse seen in the most recent Indiana Jones. It is still there, so how could it find its way back to the middle east without a map? It couldn’t. Therefore, the Carolina script is totally fucked.

Maybe Ava thought the same thing and complained and that’s why she’s no longer with the company. I don’t know.

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3 Responses to “A GOOD MOVIE?”

  1. Darrah Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    If she was at Vivid, I would wonder if Bill Asher raped her too after her big budget remake. But Ava still wants to stay in porn unlike Asher’s victim half his age who fled the industry after Debbi Does Dallas was released.

  2. Darrah Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    Why would you delete this? I bookmark every comment for easy navigation and it’s gone now. It has nothing to do with you or Jeremy. You’re afraid of Vivid? aarrgghh

  3. Darrah Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    Jesus Christ! Now they’re both on. Hmmm

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