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MILFS AT THE MARKET
By Fayner | July 11, 2008
I was at the supermarket last night getting some vinegar Staci needed to make her special cucumber and shrimp salad (yummy!) which always makes me happy ’cause the Pavillions near our house is MILF Central and I always enjoy going there to see them and in a rare case like last night actually get to talk to them.
There was a MILF right when I walked in, and I followed her down the soda aisle.
“Is the vinegar in this aisle?” I asked knowing damn well it wasn’t. I got the feeling she did as well when she looked at me and said:
“This is my first time at this market. But I’d guess it wouldn’t be in this aisle!”
“Oh, I’m terribly sorry,” I shot back. “I must have read the sign wrong.”
“That’s okay,” this MILF replied as she smiled at me and then strolled off.
I saw her in the checkout line five minutes later.
“Find what you were looking for?” she aked.
“Yup!” I said, waving the vinegar. I saw that she had a bunch of wine and beer and liquor. “How about you?”
“Oh yeah, my boyfriend and I are having a party tonight.”
“Sounds like fun.”
“Yeah.”
She paid and walked off.
And like most of my supermarket encounters, it ended with me leaving alone. But at least I tried.
Then all the rest of the night all I could think of were MILFS. And in what might look like a plug, I went into my room and popped in this new Hustler Revenge of the MILFS and then I, well, you know the rest.
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July 11th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Not to go South Carolina Gay or anything, here… but is Staci willing to share her special cucumber and shrimp salad recipe? It sounds rather amazing….
July 11th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
You know what’s south carolina gay? The name Gaston J. Feeblebunny…..
July 11th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Isn’t Staci your girlfriend? And you’re trying to pick up other women in the vinegar aisle and upset you went home alone??
July 13th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Fayner likes the cock so he couldnt have a gf…..