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THIS GUY’S GOT NOTHING ON CHASEY LAIN!
By Fayner | July 22, 2008
I guess I as well as anyone else should be somewhat scared writing shit about Chasey Lain due to her alleged ties to the Russian mob in San Francisco. But after I met them at a Wanted List after party a few years back and they wouldn’t drink vodka with me, I decided not to worry too much about it and just go about my day as if nothing matters at all especially Chasey Lain.
Anyway, considering that amazing video courtesy of Donny Long featuring Chasey really really really fucked up on speed or whatever else she was on I decided I needed to write something else about the former beauty and current industry fuck-up to end all fuck-ups: Chasey Lain.
Well, not really. This story isn’t even about her. It is about some guy in Rhode Island who smashed into an interstate sign and was given a breathalizer only to pull a .491 which is about 6 times the legal limit.
The funny thing is that this guy’s .491 is the highest in Rhode Island for someone who wasn’t already dead.
And to bring porn into this story, I believe Chasey could blow an even worse number if she ever gets pulled over in her Rolls Royce.
That is all.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 7:52 pm
fayner would hit it
July 31st, 2008 at 11:03 am
I would still shit in her mouth.