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HOW HUSTLER VIDEO SAVED THE DAY #113
By Fayner | September 9, 2008
Staci and Dez moved out of the house, which meant they were taking the big television and the sofas and the fridge with them. It makes sense.
But that meant I had to get all my shit out of the garage to replace what they took. The fridge, which hadn’t been cleaned before being stored away, was now quite nasty and green and inside was some weed butter TR had left in there way before she was pregnant.
So I cleaned it while my mother stood guard making sure I did a good job.
Anyway, when the movers were here, I asked them if they’d mind pulling my shit from the garage and putting it in the house.
What’s in it for us? they asked.
I ain’t got any money, I said.
Too bad, they said.
Well, I shot back…I do have a closet full of porn!
It’s a deal, they shouted.
They put my shit in the house. I gave them porn. Everyone was happy as a clam whatever that means.
Some of the porn I have to admit was less than good. Extreme Associates stuff from yesteryear, real bad shit. I also gave them MILF TRAINER by Hustler, which they truly seemed to jizz over as we stood in the driveway.
Just as they were leaving I remembered that they forgot to bring in the television which weighs around 200 pounds.
Hey guys! You forgot the t.v.!
You forgot to give us more better porn! they said.
So back I went to my closet of filth and grabbed a bunch of Hustler titles for them. When they saw the huge pile of DVDs they hoisted the television and ran it to where it belonged then grabbed the porn and left.
And that is how Hustler Video saved the day
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September 9th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
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