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THE REAL REASON BEHIND 9/11
By Fayner | September 10, 2008
Many people and things have been blamed for 9/11, including the Jews, oil money and Dick Cheney.
And before today I could have seen any one of those things as the main reason 9/11 happened. But now, after the information I have been given, I must say that I know exactly why the planes crashed into the buidings that fateful day 7 years to the day.
It’s all Taylor Rain’s fault.
Well, not really, but sorta.
You see, at the time just before 9/11, young TR was not in porn, but in school to become a flight attendant. When the towers came down, she became too scared to fly all day and joined the adult industry.
It is safe to say that the government saw the potential in young Taylor, and forced those planes to crash so that she would have to take her clothes off and fuck for a living on camera.
It was a pretty clever idea, too.
Must have been Cheney’s, ’cause Bush is too dumb to come up with something that intricate.
**This story in no way makes light of the lost lives of September 11th. I’m just trying to add some humor to this sad day.
It probably didn’t work, so sorry.
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September 11th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Works for me…
September 13th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
nice try jewboy!
September 16th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Do you think if Taylor became a stewardess she still would have had all of the raunchy filthy sex she had on camera in her personal life? Was she a whore before porn or did porn turn her into one/ Just wondering from another Masshole.