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TERRORISTS 2, AMERICA 0
By Fayner | September 25, 2008
There was a movie about Hunter S. Thompson called Where The Buffalo Roam starring Bill Murray back in the late 1970s. Although a classic in my eyes, I’m sure not a lot of people have seen it.
Anyway, there is a scene where Craig T. Nelson (from the show Coach) as a cop is testifying against some pot smoking hippies, and he declares something about how he thought one of the kids he arrested had a bomb in his pack of Marlboro cigarettes.
“You were looking for a bomb in a pack of cigarettes?” Murray shouts from the stands.
Well, this is what I was thinking when I read this morning about how at a baseball game in Philadephia between the Phillies and the Braves was postponed for a little bit because of a bomb scare stemming from a suspicious package of hot dogs.
Yeah, that’s what they discovered after evacuating the stadium: hot dogs.
This was after they blew them up.
Imagine how stupid they felt when their “bomb” turned out to be a couple hot dogs wrapped in foil.
Is this what America has become? Running and hiding from hot dogs? I know we should be on our toes following the government’s attack on its own country, but I believe this is going WAY too far!
It is a good thing no Philly Cheesesteaks were harmed during this fiasco. Someone would have had to pay for that mistake!
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