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NOTHING OF MUCH IMPORTANCE
By Fayner | September 26, 2008
Our good friend - and soon to be married - Sweet La Tipsy sent this to me from The Onion. I’m not sure everyone will get it who isn’t well-versed in 80s rock or Van Halen in particular, but I think it would be funny even if you know nothing about nothing.
But that’s me.
So here it is…
JAMIE CRYING
LOS ANGELES—According to local authorities, Jamie, 17, is crying, reportedly over a post-coital rejection by rock star David Lee Roth. “Although Jamie would feel better if she wrote David a letter, she is crying,” said former Van Halen manager Eddie Arnesen. Though sources say Jamie has been in love before, and that she knows what love is for, in this case it was a mere one-night stand, and love should be more than that. Arnesen added that despite the fact that when Roth and Jamie parted, the long-haired, vinyl-clad rocker said, “Gimme a call some time,” Jamie knows what that will get her.
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