HOW GOOD WILL NOT BEWITCHED XXX BE?
The creepy thing is I always had a thing for little Tabitha in the original Bewitched series.
Well, back then it wasn’t that creepy ’cause I was a little kid myself when I imagined being her lover.
Now when I remember this I feel a tad creepy, ’cause I’m an old man and an old man thinking about a little girl is wrong unless if you ask Quasarman’s neighbor and in that case old men touching little girls is a good thing.
But really, its not.
But I’m so stoked that in the Not Bewitched XXX movie Tabitha has been put under some spell and is now an 18 year old hottie played by Teagan Presley.
Actually, since me and her are friends I’m not too stoked she’s in this role because I can’t imagine playing with myself while watching a friend on film.
Okay, I’ll try it, but I’m telling you I don’t think it will work too well.
But I’ll try.
And to further make this release an epic event, XCritic.com has teamed up with the Not Bewitched XXX team to give away some cool muthafuckin’ prizes…
One grand prize is a 10 minute dirty phone call from Teagan. The other is a personalized 10 minute jerkoff tape from Sunny Lane. A bunch of others will get free DVDs of the movie. Go to the XCritic site for more information.