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WHO’S THAT KNOCKING ON MY DOOR?

Minutes ago, the dogs let me know that they had to go out into the driveway and use the restroom, so I went to open the door.

But before I could, La Bella rushed in front of me and began barking at a guy walking up to the door. I opened the door. Corey Haim was standing there. He had a sweaty tank top on which showed all his amazing tattoos like the Bat Man on his arm.

“Hi, I’m Corey,” he said, offering his hand to shake. For some reason or another I did. His hand was soaked with sweat. His jaw was moving faster than Smokie when I try hitting her with the broom after she’s done something super crappy. That’s pretty fast.

He was high on speed. He still is. Poor kid.

It looks as though he’s traded down to a Jeep Wrangler from his Hummer, unless he crashed it and it was someone else’s car. He looks retarded enough to crash a Hummer.

Anyway, he was picking up one of the chicks who live here now. You know you’re no longer a star when you have to drive all the way to the depths of the Valley to have a chick hang out with you.

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6 Responses to “WHO’S THAT KNOCKING ON MY DOOR?”

  1. Serena Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 3:19 am

    I don’t watch the Corey show because I don’t find ANYTHING appealing about it, but I just went to his website…not really sure what to say. He ran a contest for a date then was a no-show?? But he’ll hang on to the applications??? He’s trying to sell two paintings for 50K each?? Because he’s a has been child star???

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    October 2nd, 2008 at 7:57 am

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  3. Skippy Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 10:44 pm

    Fayner are you jealous much? Both of the loser Coreys are 10 times cooler and more successful than you! I’m sure Taylor Rain would sleep with both.

  4. dav Says:
    October 3rd, 2008 at 1:52 am

    Which chicklet did he “escort” away with S..!?

  5. Topopiperno Says:
    October 3rd, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Is a friend of Michael Jackson he too, like Macaulay Culkin ?

  6. JD Says:
    October 3rd, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    Actually he did crash his Hummer and he did right on his show “The Two Coreys”!

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