Archive for June 4th, 2008
THE ONLY REASON TO SEE SEX AND THE CITY
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008Last night after I ate my dinner and tried to get high but couldn’t because I couldn’t get the strength to light the lighter, Staci returned home with Monica Mayhem in tow. They had just seen the new Sex and the City movie. I told them I was sorry to hear that.
“But I had to [...]
I DREAM OF CHARLOTTE
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008Last night I was thinking I needed to write something about that hot little piece of ass, Charlotte Stokely. Then I got really stoned and fell asleep.
Thankfully, me thinking about Charlotte before passing out made her creep into my subconcious and I ended up dreaming about her, too!
I didn’t remember the whole dream, but did [...]
A MOMENT WITH MARK DAVIS
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008So last night after a grueling day doing manual labor, I woke from a much-deserved nap and needed something to eat. I headed down the street to Pavillions, got my food and waited in line.
From behind I hear the voice of an Englishman.
“Hello, Mr. Fayner!” It was legendary swordsman Mark Davis. “Fancy running into you [...]
SORRY
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008I’m in pain, kids. I had to weed whack about an acre of tall brush yesterday to avoid paying a thousand bucks to have some Mexicans do it. All my muscles are torn and bruised. I’m not happy.
I’ll get back to work later this morning but right now I need to cry.