Scott Fayner Gossip and Blog

As this is a P.G. web site, I shall keep this at a decent volume.

I’d do lots of things to Cindy.

I’d bombard her with crab apples

I’d put gum in her hair

I’d kick her and then run away

I’d send her notes in science class with pictures of her with stink lines

I’d kick a friend in the nuts to make her smile

I’d give her my Drakes coffee cake. Well, some of it.

I’d ride my BMX bike real fast down her street and jump a curb while she raked leaves

I’d walk her home from school and tell her I like Prince’s music.

 

Okay, these were things I did back in Elementary School. I’m too scared to say what I really want to do to Cindy McCain.

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