THANK YOU, MIT SCIENTISTS!
And here I was thinking today was a shitty day. Boy was I wrong!
I just read this awesome story about how some scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) have pretty much figured out how to make an artificial nose.
Obviously, people like me with pasts which are coated in cocaine and cocaine accessories are thrilled to hear this, as our noses have become more and more like swiss cheese as the years go by.
I want a new nose. Can I have one?