GETTING RID OF PORN CHICKS AIN’T THAT EASY
I was reading this morning about an apartment in New York where the landlord, wanting his rent-controlled tenants to move the fuck out so his bosses can make some real money on rent, decided to place dead rotten cats in the hallways so the stink forces the cheap-rent paying tenants out the door.
I guess it didn’t work ’cause they’re suing the building’s owner.
This made me think about how difficult it is to kick a porn chick out of their apartment. It’s pretty hard. I’ve seen it firsthand, a few times. I’ve threatened to toss everything a certain chick owns onto the street, and she was so high on speed she showed up three days later thinking everything is fine.
I doubt a dead cat would work on porn chicks after the horrible things they’re forced to smell on a daily basis. Plus, many of them smell worse themselves.
Ewwww.