Archive for March 21st, 2008
BLAST FROM THE PAST
Friday, March 21st, 2008So I’ve come across the archives from LukeFord up to the time I sold the site, and it has been a blast looking though some of the deranged things I’ve written over the years and imagine how fucked up I must have been to have conceptualized them.
An example?
Now remember, this was supposed to be a porn […]
KEITH MOON WOULD HAVE BEEN SO PROUD
Friday, March 21st, 2008Most of you are probably too young to remember Keith Moon, but he was before his death the insane drummer for the legendary rock band, The Who. He was also, according to many a tale, the ultimate prankster.
Once, I believe at a Holiday Inn in New York City during one of their American tours, the […]
READER EMAILS
Friday, March 21st, 2008Well, at least I’ve got one tiny nugget. I could have sworn I had the entire Jeremy Steele saga recorded for posterity somewhere, but I can’t find it for the life of me. If I do stumble upon it I’ll shoot it over to you. His mother’s use of the term “lumber” made […]
NO BOOB SHOTS FOR RENEE ZELLWEGER
Friday, March 21st, 2008LOS ANGELES (FoxNews) — With a resume that boasts three Academy Award nominations (and one win), one would think Renee Zellweger could pretty much choose whatever roles she desires.
She says this is not the case — but she can pick which roles she doesn’t want.
“I wouldn’t say I can choose absolutely any movie role […]
SEX AT MERVYNS… WHY NOT
Friday, March 21st, 2008Teenage couple arrested for having sex on mall store’s floor
Merced Police said they arrested two Ballico teenagers Saturday afternoon on lewd behavior charges after they allegedly were having sexual intercourse in the Mervyns store at the Merced Mall.
The boy and the girl, who were between 14 and 15 years old, were apparently spotted in the […]
IS THERE NOTHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT?
Friday, March 21st, 2008The virus that is TMZ really has dug itself into a dirty, dark corner since its birth however long ago it started.
You see, celebrities take breaks from being douchebags every once in a while.
And when that happens, what becomes of shows like TMZ if there’s nothing worthy to report is they just report on whatever […]