Archive for April, 2008
« Previous EntriesSHY LOVE ON THE ATTACK
Saturday, April 26th, 2008Shy Love responded to my interview with Keith and Gene Ross posted it over at AdultFYI. I’m here visiting friends in Boston so I sat here reading the post at a coffee shop with great amusement.
I called Keith for comment, giving him bits and pieces of what she said and here is his complete reply, […]
TIFFANY TAYLOR SITE LAUNCHED
Saturday, April 26th, 2008ClubTiffanyTaylor.tv has been launched.
Remember Tiffany Taylor? She signed a contract with Vivid, was in a car accident and then disappeared to Florida.
Well now you can see her and remember her in all her glory. Photogalleries, videos and movies of Tiffany taking load after load!!!! I highly recommend the scene with Tiffany, Alexis Silver and her […]
AMY WINEHOUSE ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT
Friday, April 25th, 2008LONDON - AP - Amy Winehouse was arrested on suspicion of assault Friday following reports that she scuffled with two men during a wild night out, Sky News television reported.
The 24-year-old soul diva, who recently entered rehab after years of erratic behavior and canceled concerts, arrived at a central London police station to answer questions […]
BAM MARGERA SEX TAPE TO BE RELEASED?
Thursday, April 24th, 2008“Jackass” regular Bam Margera is at the center of a sex tape scandal, with racy footage of the star reportedly set to be released on a pay-per-view Web site.
Margera, who has previously been romantically linked to Jessica Simpson, is allegedly shown in the tape performing sex acts with blonde Lindsay Hughes, the fiancee of New […]
ASHLEE SIMPSON SHOWS SOME SKIN
Thursday, April 24th, 2008Everyone has been wondering why Ashlee Simpson continues to be so coy about confirming her pregnancy — she remained mum even after Ellen DeGeneres rubbed her belly during a recent appearance. Part of the reason for staying mum, perhaps, is that she’s featured on the cover of Shape magazine in a string bikini and looking […]
‘SATAN DID IT, NOT ME’
Thursday, April 24th, 2008BBC: A woman who told police Satan was driving her car after she killed a mother and daughter has been cleared of causing death by dangerous driving.
Jane Malkin, 51, and Nicole Townshend, 24, were hit by the car when it mounted the pavement in Saffron Lane, Leicester, in January last year.
The jury at Leicester Crown […]
WOMAN SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY GHOST
Thursday, April 24th, 2008FEDERAL WAY, Wash. - Two local women claim they’ve been sexually assaulted by ghosts.
According to a police report, the two women told officers a paranormal person has been placing sensors on their bodies and having intercourse with them at their apartment in the 28600 block of 25th Place South.
One of the women said the assault […]
THEY SELL BUD - WE SELL WEED
Thursday, April 24th, 2008Feds not laughing at beer from Weed
Brewer says labels honor name of his community, but agency says they are touting marijuana.
WEED – The federal government has said no to Weed.
Or at least to the bottle caps on beer brewed at a popular local brewery in this small Siskiyou County town, which has a name that […]
IDIOT OF THE MONTH AWARD
Thursday, April 24th, 2008Robber gets his ass kicked by a blind guy!
from MSN: The next time Allan Kieta thinks there might be an intruder in his home, he’s not going to rush blindly into a fight for his life.
The 49-year-old Indianapolis husband and father of two meant that literally when he said it Thursday on TODAY. Kieta really […]
SHRINKING PENIS SPELL… FAYNERS EXCUSE
Thursday, April 24th, 2008KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and […]
KEITH OCONNOR TALKS ABOUT SHY LOVE, KENNY GUARINO & MORE
Thursday, April 24th, 2008I got a few emails regarding the Shy Love/Eric Hunter battle that’s taking place over at AdultFYI.com and soon to be in a courtroom near you. In the latest installment, Eric Hunter discussed Keith O’Connor’s dislike for Shy Love but he says he can’t remember exactly what caused the dislike. I talked to Keith about […]
‘FAMILY GUY’ EPISODE IN REAL LIFE
Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008Remember that Family Guy episode where Peter goes for a check up and the doctor sticks his fingers up Peter’s ass, and then Peter screams in pain and horror, feeling violated Peter files suit against the doctor?? Remember that??? Well, it’s now a real life story….. read on
NEW YORK - A hospital did nothing wrong […]
JENNA JAMESON’S VAGINA STOLEN
Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008Move over, Michael Jackson. An Orange County man has redefined the meaning of “crotch grabber.”
In the early morning hours of April 15th a suspect broke into Fullerton’s Erogenous Zone, and helped himself not to the till, but to a rubber replica of porn actress Jenna Jameson’s own erogenous zones worth $250. (Unlike Ms. Jameson, […]
YOU JUST CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008TAITUNG, Taiwan — An angler’s genitals were struck by lightning while he was fishing yesterday morning at a reef on Green Island, located off Taiwan’s coast in the eastern county of Taitung, according to coastal patrol policemen.
The angler, 47 and named Chen Ming-wen, was fishing at a reef off the Nanliao Bank of the […]
OLD CHICKS AND HAND JOBS
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008So I’m sitting around with Testa and Barrett Blade and we’re getting stoned and chatting. Barrett says something about shooting a hand job movie and asks if I want to be in a scene receiving a hand job not giving one and I say only if it is with an old chick.
“Old chick? Why?” Barrett […]
GOING TO BOSTON
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008So my mother broke her ankle and finds that making me schlep 3,000 miles to Boston to carry her around is a good payback for all the crap I’ve put her through over the years.
Sweet.
Anyway, if you’re a weed dealer or a bar owner or some hot chick who wants me, let me know and […]
CHECK OUT MY NEW ARTICLE IN HUSTLER
Monday, April 21st, 2008Remember how newbie Dakoda Brookes was living at our house some months back right when she got into the business? I do.
Anyway, while she was here I wrote an article about her for Hustler. I won’t really go into details ’cause Larry Flynt would get made at me for giving it away for free, but […]
HENRY HILL BEGGING FOR BOOZE MONEY OUTSIDE FAT BURGER
Monday, April 21st, 2008I stopped by Zero Tolerance today to say hello to Travis and Don over at Atlas. Like always with Travis, the conversation soon made its way to food.
“Oh, so check this out,” Travis told me. “I was outside the Fat Burger on Topanga and Ventura, and some bum comes up all buzzed asking for a […]
DOCTOR WRITES ABOUT FAYNER AND TAYLOR IN BOOK
Monday, April 21st, 2008The story went something like this: I was hired by Hustler to do an article called “Bringing a porn star home to meet mom” so I took Taylor Rain and her dog Bandit to Nantucket Island to hang out with my mother. The article remains one of my finest pieces of work, although I’m not […]
WILL CASSIDEY GET A NEW BIONIC EYE?
Monday, April 21st, 2008Everyone knows that Cassidey’s left eye is fake. She told me years ago. I don’t mind. She’s hot no matter what.
But I was reading today how some British scientists performed two operations that used a bionic eye with hopes the patients will get their eyesight back. There is a tiny video camera linked to an […]
EVIL ANGEL’S JOHN STAGLIANO HEADS TO WASHINGTON
Friday, April 18th, 2008Washington, D.C. (April 18, 2008) - The Bush administration’s latest effort to trample the Constitution, limit freedom and control the minds of Americans comes in the form of an obscenity prosecution of legendary adult filmmaker John Stagliano. On Monday, Stagliano, an award-winning director and producer who owns Evil Angel, will be arraigned in federal court […]
IS DOG STARVATION CONSIDERED ART?
Friday, April 18th, 2008Okay, so at first I was outraged over this when Staci sent it over to me via email. What’s going on is this Costa Rican artist has tied a starving dog to a chain under a sign made up of dog biscuits that reads in English “You are what you read” while playing music backwards […]
SEX AND THE CITY DEATH!!! FALLOUT FROM KRISTIN DAVIS SEX PICS?
Friday, April 18th, 2008Whatever “Sex and the City’s” Cynthia Nixon was paid for being in the upcoming film version of the hit HBO series, she deserves a raise.
The actress let it slip to host Billy Eichner during the Creation Nation comedy show at the Zipper Theater on Apr. 15 that “a character dies in the movie.” And in […]
HOMELESS GUY FINDS BLUEPRINTS FOR NEW WTC IN TRASH
Friday, April 18th, 2008Oh boy.
This stuff just can’t be made up: a white homeless guy in NYC stumbled upon two sets of blueprints for the new Freedom Tower (gayest name ever for a building, being built where the twin towers once stood) when he was looking for food in a trash can.
In the wrong hands, these blueprints would be used […]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TODD TODD
Friday, April 18th, 2008We’d like to extend happy birthday wishes to Todd Todd, industry photographer and director. Go to Todd’s myspace page and wish him a happy birthday, you’ll also find details to his birthday bash there as well.
Todd Todd MySpace Page
ACTOR JEFF CONWAY BACK DOING COCAINE?
Friday, April 18th, 2008I got a call from a super-reliable source today telling me that last weekend they snorted cocaine with Taxi star and recent Celebrity Rehab patient Jeff Conway.
Then I called another person I knew was at the same party, and after some convincing I talked them into admitting that they too snorted blow with the one-time […]
420 PARTY… BE THERE
Friday, April 18th, 2008(I’m posting this entire article on pot and 420 because I dare one stoner to read it through completely. Impossible)
FROM MSNBC - A once clandestine counterculture pot-smoking “holiday” observed each April 20 has crossed into the mainstream this year with public gatherings that will attract thousands of participants and marketing campaigns that tout a trio […]
LET THEM EAT PUSSY
Friday, April 18th, 2008from OC WEEKLY - It seems Orange County can’t bear the thought that it is nationally renowned for being full of normal, educated couples who (gulp) swing. Yes, swing, as in got out and have recreational sex in a safe environment with your partner or with other people’s partners on a regular basis. Or maybe […]
SHERIFF RUNS WET TSHIRT CONTEST AND SEX SLAVE OP FROM INSIDE JAIL
Friday, April 18th, 2008ARAPAHO, Okla. -An Oklahoma sheriff resigned after an investigation reveals he was running a sex-slave operation from his jail, police said.
Michael Burgess surrendered to Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation agents and posted bond Wednesday night, hours after he resigned as Custer County sheriff amid 35 felony charges, including accusations of forcible oral sodomy, kidnapping, rape […]
NO ONE WANTS SPANISH MILF CALENDAR
Friday, April 18th, 2008MADRID, Spain - AP - Seven middle-aged Spanish mothers who posed for a tongue-in-cheek nude calendar — a fundraiser for their children’s tiny, rural school — are now saddled with debt and 5,000 unwanted copies.
One of the photos shows the mothers with Christmas tinsel as their only garb — no private parts on view. Other […]
A RAPPER LIED ABOUT BEING A THUG?? SAY IT AIN’T SO!
Thursday, April 17th, 2008Have you heard of the rapper Akon? I haven’t. I keep thinking his name is Acorn, and that my friends is not the coolest of names if you ask me but you didn’t so forget it.
Well, our dear friend Akon has, according to an awesome investigation at the Smoking Gun, been fabricating his thug life […]
IT GOES DOWN THE THROAT, NOT THROUGH IT
Thursday, April 17th, 2008Okay, so I was trying to go somewhere with this title above but felt it was a bit too strange writing about oral sex with dogs so I’ll just end it here and go on to the story at hand…
I was running errands yesterday morning, and one minute after coming home and sitting down the […]
TAYLOR RAIN SLACKING? NO WAY
Thursday, April 17th, 2008She blogs on her website www.clubtaylorrain.com: Hey everyone! Sorry for slacking on your ‘comments’. I just read a TON of them and approved them. To the guy who asked me ‘how much for a preggo private’ EWWWWW, gross!!!!!!!!!
Keep leaving me comments! I love em! I also asked my guys to build a forum too, so […]
BUT IT WOULD BE SO COOL FOR LIKE A QUARTER OF A SECOND
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008I don’t know if I believe him, but the head honcho over at the Institute for Health Management and Mass Destruction Defense at the University of Georgia says that within 20 years there will definitely be a nuclear bomb attack in Washington, D.C. which will easily kill 100,000 and then contaminate thousands more.
Yeah, I know, […]
COOLEST NEWS EVER!
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008I read today that on May 10th of this year the World Population will be 6,666,666,666!
Holy smoke! I can just imagine what would happen if insane people got ahold of this information; there’d probably be a lot less people after the murder sprees ended…
X-FILES SEQUEL ‘I WANT TO BELIEVE’
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008LOS ANGELES - The truth is finally out there about the new “X-Files” movie title.
The second big-screen spinoff of the paranormal TV adventure will be called “The X-Files: I Want to Believe,” Chris Carter, the series’ creator and the movie’s director and co-writer, told The Associated Press.
Distributor 20th Century Fox signed off on the title […]
JANE’S ADDICTION IS BACK!
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008One of my all-time favorite bands ever has reunited for like the fifth time in 15 years but this time it is different because original bassist Eric Avery is back in the band since leaving 17 years ago!
The bassist in my old band Dan Gerzone (Dangerzone!) is Dave Navarro’s guitar tech now, and I just […]
THE END OF ‘ROB N BIG’ ON MTV
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008from Big Blacks Myspace page…
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL MY FRIENDS& FANS FOR THE OUTPOURING OF LOVE AND CONGRATS FOR MY BIRTH OF MY LITTLE GIRL BUT GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END &THAT’S WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT AS YOU HAVE ALREADY HEARD BY NOW THERE WILL BE NO SEASON 4 OF ROB&BIG […]
WHY I SUCK
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008So today I’m in a good mood, right, and I’m cruisin’ from the dog park with Rhi riding shotgun and the silly bloodhound in the back and I’m singing along to Skid Row’s I Remember You and everything is going well and then Pat Benetar’s Shadows of the Night is on and I get really […]
ANAL INFECTIONS ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008Odds are about 50-50 that a sexually active woman will contract the virus that causes cervical cancer at some point in her life, but researchers in Hawaii have discovered that the risk of infection may be just as high in another disturbing site.
Anal infections of human papillomavirus, known as HPV, appear to be as common […]
NUDE CELL PHONE PICS PART OF DATING
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) - Forget about passing notes in study hall; some teens are now using their cell phones to flirt and send nude pictures of themselves.
The instant text, picture and video messages have become part of some teens’ courtship behavior, police and school officials said. The messages often spread quickly and sometimes find their […]
DON’T LOOK UP
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008The Bush administration said yesterday that it plans to start using the nation’s most advanced spy technology for domestic purposes soon, rebuffing challenges by House Democrats over the idea’s legal authority.
Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said his department will activate his department’s new domestic satellite surveillance office in stages, starting as soon as possible with […]
TAINTED URINE
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008A South Salt Lake man has been charged in a drug case in which a 5-year-old boy tested positive for cocaine when a woman used the boy’s urine to cheat on a drug screening.
The woman, posing as a man, told authorities that “he” knew parents who were exposing their child to heroin and cocaine, court […]
HELP EVIL ANGEL! I MEAN, THEY HELP YOU JERK OFF…
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008
Hello-
If you’ve heard about the obscenity case against Evil Angel, you might imagine that I’m a little busy right now.
I’ll be sending out a formal press release by Thursday morning announcing a press conference on April 21 following John’s arraignment in Washington DC.
For now, I would like to reach out to all of you to […]
BUSH IS THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER… HERE’S MORE PROOF
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008WASHINGTON - Bankruptcy filings jumped 38 percent last year compared with 2006, as many consumers struggled with higher mortgage payments and other debt loads, a nonprofit group said Tuesday.
The increase follows a significant drop in bankruptcy filings in 2006, after a new law made it more difficult for consumers to seek bankruptcy protection from creditors.
Total […]
KEITH RICHARDS REALLY DID SNORT HIS DADS ASHES
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008I wondered whether the one-year anniversary of Keith Richards announcing that he snorted his father’s ashes should be commemorated. I was prepared to stand firm with my decision that some things are better left in the past, but my hand has been forced. Richards, who later denied the story, has now confirmed it to Blender […]
JESSICA SIMPSON JEALOUS OF SISTER ASHLEE
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008In the days since news of Ashlee Simpson’s possible pregnancy broke, Simpson and her fiancé, Pete Wentz, have issued responses that have sometimes sounded like denials and sometimes just seem cagey. Since their reps have yet to issue a firm “no” on the matter, many outlets are standing by their sources and their story, that […]
TMZ STAFF HAS ISSUES
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008I got an email this morning from someone sending me a story from TMZ where they were calling New England Patriots QB Tom Brady ‘Giselle’s Bitch’. That got me to thinking, TMZ is not a ‘gossip’ website or show at all it’s merely a website/show run by mostly uneducated closet homosexuals who like to pick […]
A BETTER STORY THAN TMZ ABOUT COUSIN LARRY
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008TMZ had a gripping article yesterday about the guy who played Cousin Larry on that 80s show Perfect Strangers. Check it out here.
I know, I know, that was a good story they put up; so compelling and well written, makes me wish I worked at TMZ.
All they did was get a picture of him. Lame. […]
BLACKMAIL! GAY MEMBER OF THE ROYAL FAMILY! COCAINE!
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008Two money-hungry guys had approached a Royal Family member with claims they have him on tape talking about performing a gay sex act on one of his senior aides, and asked for 50,000 pounds to keep the tape hidden. They also claim to have his senior aide snorting cocaine - or Charlie, as they call […]
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