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HENRY HILL BEGGING FOR BOOZE MONEY OUTSIDE FAT BURGER
By Fayner | April 21, 2008
I stopped by Zero Tolerance today to say hello to Travis and Don over at Atlas. Like always with Travis, the conversation soon made its way to food.
“Oh, so check this out,” Travis told me. “I was outside the Fat Burger on Topanga and Ventura, and some bum comes up all buzzed asking for a few bucks. So I gave him some money. Then he gets all nice and wants to know what my name is, so I tell him.”
The bum then says “my name is Henry Hill.”
“Henry Hill?” Travis asks. “The Henry Hill?”
“Yes,” the bum answers, “Henry Hill from The Howard Stern Show.”
“So you’re…?” Travis inquires.
“Yes, I’m the fucking rat bastard Henry Hill.”
Travis was floored.
“So,” Henry continues, “can I get some more money? I need to get good and drunk before my AA meeting!”
Frankly, I’m surprised this guy hasn’t been killed yet. I guess he’s too pathetic to whack.
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April 21st, 2008 at 5:26 pm
What a douche bag.