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Archive for April 14th, 2008

CHICK HERE TO SEE TONY TESTA’S CAR BURN!

Monday, April 14th, 2008

Testa’s car caught on fire the other night while he was driving home from Hollywood. Real bummer. Luckily, he got out okay. I won’t go into details, but you’ll see in the video a car stop and ask Testa if he needs a ride. He should have taken it.
CLICK THE RED MINI COOPER TO SEE […]

CAM I FUCK YOU, JENNA HAZE?

Monday, April 14th, 2008

There are many, many things to like about Jenna Haze: she’s adorable and slutty for starters. She’s also the consummate cockhound. I could go on for hours if I wanted to. But I don’t, ’cause you already know everything I’ll say, right?
So Jenna is doing one of them Cam Shows on Wednesday night and she […]

EVEN IN DEATH CHARLTON HESTON IS PAYING BILLS

Monday, April 14th, 2008

I’m reading today that some chick who works at an L.A. Business Management firm has been charged with stealing $50,000 from recently-deceased Oscar winning actor Charlton Heston by forging his signature to pay her own credit card bills.
She’s in a heap of trouble.
Television writer Stephen Cannell and his wife had $150,000 stolen from them.
The thief, […]

DON’T BE SCARED

Monday, April 14th, 2008

In the span of one week we’ve seen two prominent adult companies make announcements that they were cutting back on ’staff’ as a means of bringing better service to customers.
BOTH COMPANIES ARE FULL OF SHIT.
No one in the adult business buys into the Ninn Worx press release where they announced they had severed ties with […]

MARILYN MONROE SEX TAPE TO STAY PRIVATE

Monday, April 14th, 2008

NEW YORK - A 15-minute film of Marilyn Monroe engaging in oral sex with an unidentified man will be kept from public view by a New York businessman who has bought it for $1.5 million, the broker of the deal said on Monday.
Memorabilia collector Keya Morgan said he recently arranged the sale of the silent, […]

BRIANA BANKS IS HOTTER THAN EVER!

Monday, April 14th, 2008

Usually I HATE hanging out with Tony Testa. He drinks way too much which always leads to blackouts if he doesn’t have any blow to even him out. He eats like a goat. He probably has a dead chick in his closet.
But the other night I was actually for once happy to be hanging out […]

OLD PEOPLE SMOKE CRACK?

Monday, April 14th, 2008

Well here is a good story for a shitty Monday morning: A black guy in Jacksonville, Florida was selling fake crack to people at a nursing home.
He got caught. Police found what looked like crack but turned out to be balled up pieces of bread. He was clearly trying to rip off the old folk […]

THE END OF DR. PHIL?

Monday, April 14th, 2008

A new chapter in Dr. Phil’s publicity crisis was written over the weekend, and some sources close to the show wonder whether he’ll survive his latest stunt. The host and his show is under scrutiny for posting $30,000 bail for Mercades Nichols, one of the eight teens arrested for severely beating another teenager in Florida.
The […]

THIS I GOTTA SEE…

Monday, April 14th, 2008

There is a Marilyn Monroe sex tape! Yippee! I bet its real real good.
Apparently the tape is still FBI classified, but someone got a hold of a copy and sold it for $1.5 million bucks.
The 15 minute, 16 mm black and white film is said to show Monroe giving some guy head. You can’t see […]