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BRIANA BANKS IS HOTTER THAN EVER!

By Fayner | April 14, 2008

Usually I HATE hanging out with Tony Testa. He drinks way too much which always leads to blackouts if he doesn’t have any blow to even him out. He eats like a goat. He probably has a dead chick in his closet.

But the other night I was actually for once happy to be hanging out with Testa because the amazing Briana Banks stopped by his house to say hello.

And DAMN! let me tell you all something: Bri looks fucking great! She’s been off hard drugs for a while now, and just like with me her appearance has improved 1000 percent. She looks healthy. She has an ass. She is no longer skin, bones and boobs.

Briana Banks is clearly at the top of her porn game. She’s got a better body, prettier face and friendlier personality than 99% of the skanks working the beat today.

God bless Briana Banks.

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