Archive for April 16th, 2008
BUT IT WOULD BE SO COOL FOR LIKE A QUARTER OF A SECOND
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008I don’t know if I believe him, but the head honcho over at the Institute for Health Management and Mass Destruction Defense at the University of Georgia says that within 20 years there will definitely be a nuclear bomb attack in Washington, D.C. which will easily kill 100,000 and then contaminate thousands more.
Yeah, I know, […]
COOLEST NEWS EVER!
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008I read today that on May 10th of this year the World Population will be 6,666,666,666!
Holy smoke! I can just imagine what would happen if insane people got ahold of this information; there’d probably be a lot less people after the murder sprees ended…
X-FILES SEQUEL ‘I WANT TO BELIEVE’
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008LOS ANGELES - The truth is finally out there about the new “X-Files” movie title.
The second big-screen spinoff of the paranormal TV adventure will be called “The X-Files: I Want to Believe,” Chris Carter, the series’ creator and the movie’s director and co-writer, told The Associated Press.
Distributor 20th Century Fox signed off on the title […]
JANE’S ADDICTION IS BACK!
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008One of my all-time favorite bands ever has reunited for like the fifth time in 15 years but this time it is different because original bassist Eric Avery is back in the band since leaving 17 years ago!
The bassist in my old band Dan Gerzone (Dangerzone!) is Dave Navarro’s guitar tech now, and I just […]
THE END OF ‘ROB N BIG’ ON MTV
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008from Big Blacks Myspace page…
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL MY FRIENDS& FANS FOR THE OUTPOURING OF LOVE AND CONGRATS FOR MY BIRTH OF MY LITTLE GIRL BUT GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END &THAT’S WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT AS YOU HAVE ALREADY HEARD BY NOW THERE WILL BE NO SEASON 4 OF ROB&BIG […]
WHY I SUCK
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008So today I’m in a good mood, right, and I’m cruisin’ from the dog park with Rhi riding shotgun and the silly bloodhound in the back and I’m singing along to Skid Row’s I Remember You and everything is going well and then Pat Benetar’s Shadows of the Night is on and I get really […]
ANAL INFECTIONS ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008Odds are about 50-50 that a sexually active woman will contract the virus that causes cervical cancer at some point in her life, but researchers in Hawaii have discovered that the risk of infection may be just as high in another disturbing site.
Anal infections of human papillomavirus, known as HPV, appear to be as common […]
NUDE CELL PHONE PICS PART OF DATING
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) - Forget about passing notes in study hall; some teens are now using their cell phones to flirt and send nude pictures of themselves.
The instant text, picture and video messages have become part of some teens’ courtship behavior, police and school officials said. The messages often spread quickly and sometimes find their […]
DON’T LOOK UP
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008The Bush administration said yesterday that it plans to start using the nation’s most advanced spy technology for domestic purposes soon, rebuffing challenges by House Democrats over the idea’s legal authority.
Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said his department will activate his department’s new domestic satellite surveillance office in stages, starting as soon as possible with […]
TAINTED URINE
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008A South Salt Lake man has been charged in a drug case in which a 5-year-old boy tested positive for cocaine when a woman used the boy’s urine to cheat on a drug screening.
The woman, posing as a man, told authorities that “he” knew parents who were exposing their child to heroin and cocaine, court […]