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WHY I SUCK
By Fayner | April 16, 2008
So today I’m in a good mood, right, and I’m cruisin’ from the dog park with Rhi riding shotgun and the silly bloodhound in the back and I’m singing along to Skid Row’s I Remember You and everything is going well and then Pat Benetar’s Shadows of the Night is on and I get really into it and I stop at a red light and a car pulls up beside me so I turn down the music as not to seem like too much a fag for listening to Pat Benetar.
“Hey, aren’t you Scott Fayner?” the guy asks after I glance over at him. “I’m friends with your buddy Mike, been reading your shit for a long time now!”
“Thanks” I replied.
“Were you listening to Pat Benetar?”
“I was.”
He began laughing, then
“You suck!” he yelled and drove off.
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April 16th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Haha, that’s a great story
April 16th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Dude, if it had been “Love is a Battlefield” you might have been able to be ok with yourself on this one. But “Shadows of the Night”? Yeah. You do, in fact, suck. Great story.