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BUT IT WOULD BE SO COOL FOR LIKE A QUARTER OF A SECOND
By Fayner | April 16, 2008
I don’t know if I believe him, but the head honcho over at the Institute for Health Management and Mass Destruction Defense at the University of Georgia says that within 20 years there will definitely be a nuclear bomb attack in Washington, D.C. which will easily kill 100,000 and then contaminate thousands more.
Yeah, I know, it would be a huge bummer if it happened, but oh what a sight it would be, right? I’ve always imagined being swept up in a huge tornado being a wonderful way to die, but now I think there could be no more powerful a death than a nuclear bomb other than GOD coming down and shoving a lightning bolt through your abdomen with his bare knuckles and screaming, “Take that, bitch!” while he jerks off into Lake Michigan.
Even though I just gave you the gist of the story I feel obliged to give you the place I stole it from and that is right HERE
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