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TMZ STAFF HAS ISSUES
By Fayner | April 15, 2008
I got an email this morning from someone sending me a story from TMZ where they were calling New England Patriots QB Tom Brady ‘Giselle’s Bitch’. That got me to thinking, TMZ is not a ‘gossip’ website or show at all it’s merely a website/show run by mostly uneducated closet homosexuals who like to pick on celebrities they don’t like.
80% of their stories are not news or gossip, it’s someone walking to their car, sitting down for lunch, catching a cab. News? Are you kidding? More like star gazers who have nothing to say or report.
Tom Brady makes $20,000,000 a year and dates one of the most beautiful women on the planet yet if you look at TMZ’s history all they do is poke fun at him and criticize him, and they’re serious about it.
I for one stopped watching TMZ about 6 weeks ago, I got sick of the ‘we got a picture of XXXXX shopping on Rodeo‘, or ‘we got video of XXXXX coming out of a restaurant‘. And having some dipshit guy with a camera lob stupid questions at a celebrity and the questions are completely ignored - that is NOT news. Showing Ben Affleck walk through an airport for 30 seconds ignoring some deuce bags questions, that’s news? That’s gossip? No, that’s ‘we don’t have any idea how to really do a news or gossip show so this is the best we have.’
Look at the TMZ staffers, the ones who actually DO the criticizing. The guy running it is a 4 foot 3 midget who’s day job is “People’s Court Street Reporter Bitch” and then after that gig he spends 30 minutes on camera sucking on a straw which is an obvious Freudian symbol to homosexuality, the guy wishes he was sucking on a penis.
Then you have the blonde surfer dude who’s a Leif Garrett wannabbee. The guy looks like such a flaming homosexual and if it weren’t for TMZ he’d be bagging groceries at Trader Joes. He has no talent, he has no intellect. All he does is spew criticism at rich and successful people while he remains a dipshit.
I love the blonde chick who’s always sitting in a chair criticizing everyone. She probably sits there to hide her fat ass. Notice that she has no chin? And her mouth always appears to be wide open as if to catch flies.
Then the blonde bitch boy with the short hair that’s always spiked up. He’s cross eyed and that’s really annoying! Most of his ‘reports’ are the ‘we got a picture of XXXX at the beach’. SO WHAT.
The show is clearly made up of people who probably attempted to get mainstream Hollywood jobs and were turned down, laughed at and thrown out and this is their payback. These idiots making $11.00 an hour are criticizing a guy making $20,000,000 a year. Jealousy. Stupidity.
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April 16th, 2008 at 3:25 am
Fayner,
I stopped reading that shitty website after I realized the same thing:
“Did I really just waste two minutes of my life watching some guy from Entourage get into his car at some movie festival while getting propositioned by some drunk chick?”
I mean, what the hell!
Oh, and in response to Tom Brady: 15-1! 15-1! 15-1!
Go Colts!