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KATJA KASSIN: A SKANKY CHICK?
By Fayner | March 9, 2008
Dear Scott,
I have been a regular reader of your blog at www.lukeford.com since 2003, when I was living in Boulder, CO, drinking every day and bilking the government for a nice 6-figure salary each year. I enjoy your jokes and your postings and must confess to having lifted a few of your lines to get a few hard laughs out of my buddies.
But truth be told, I have never been anywhere near porn chicks, until yesterday. In 2006, the goverment bilking gig dried up so like a lot of desperate people, I moved to LA. Soon thereafter, I realized I was out of shape and needed to join a gym. Influenced by your blog, I chose a place on Topanga Canyon and Ventura, thinking “maybe I’ll get to see porn chicks working out if I go here” cause that’s where Fayner is based. And after lifting weights for 1.5 years, hoping to see a porn chick, yesterday, my “dream” came true. I had the dubious honor of seeing Katja Kassin working with her personal trainer. I suspected it was her, but wasn’t sure until I heard her thick german accent. I can’t believe how incredibly skanky that chick looks in real life. I had to go throw up. I may never look at porn again. Tell me please, is it like this with all porn chicks? Please give me some hope.
Cheers,
Mickey Spoo, drinking himself into oblivion….
Well, first off let me say how nice it is being complimented for all the hard work I’ve put in over the years. Okay, if you were to add all the hours I’ve slaved writing for Lukeford it may only come to about six months of actual work…but all in all I think I’ve done an excellent job. Mickey Spoo does, too. And it is wicked nice knowing someone actually moved to an area of Los Angeles because I also live there.
Sure, it could be a tad creepy, but what isn’t creepy in Porn Valley? Nothing. What confuses me is how Mickey could think after reading my work that porn chicks are anything but “skanky chicks” is beyond me. I think I’ve written “skanky chick” more times than even “I’m a coked-up loser” and I’ve written that many, many times. Mickey should have already known what to expect when seeing his first porn chick ever.
But he didn’t. And now porn is ruined for him. Bummer for him.
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