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THIS WILL SURELY MAKE ONE HELL OF A STORY
By Fayner | March 9, 2008
This nigga got his muthafuckin’ ear to the ground yo.
And they say I can’t write like a white guy pretending that he’s a black guy.
Who’s the dumbass now, huh?
Okay, enough of this gibberish. I hear that a book about the life of Briana Banks is in the works just as you’re reading this.
It is bound to be one hell of a read, much more entertaining and scandalous than Jenna Jameson’s crapfest of a book.
I mean, does Jenna’s book have crack addiction in it? Did Jenna ever date Bobby Vitale?
No.
That makes the upcoming Briana Banks book the greatest book about a porn chick ever written. And that is saying a lot considering Linda Lovelace’s book titled Ordeal in which she writes about doing a dog and Sammy Davis Jr. blowing her guy in front of her!
Yeah, this will be that good.
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