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POISON’S RIKKI ROCKETT ARRESTED ON RAPE WARRANT
By Fayner | March 28, 2008
It’s funny ’cause Poison and Warrant were rivals back in the late 80s hair band era, and now the Poison drummer is joining Warrant.
Well, kinda.
So he raped a chick? So what, right? I mean, he’s a fucking rock star and can do whatever he wants to!
Actually, no he can’t.
But I wonder why he would need to rape a woman in Mississippi when they’re so stupid a retard could talk them into bed.
You know, rumor was back in the day that Rikki’s drums were like Transformers and could turn into a giant robot.
I bet he wishes he still had those drums so he could hop aboard and fly away.
One only wonders if this rape warrant was Rikki’s way of telling fellow Poisoner Bret Michaels that he too is still relevant in today’s world. I don’t think it’ll work.
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