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TONY TESTA ARRESTED AT MEXICAN WHOREHOUSE?
By Fayner | July 1, 2008
Testa has been on vacation in Mexico at a tequila distillery. I guess that means he is an alcoholic.
And what’s funny is that he goes to the same town on vacation once a month, and when he is back in L.A. the hookers from a local Mexican whorehouse always call him on his cellphone.
“Oh, Mr. Tony! You come in tonight? I take care of you Mr. Tony!” they always say.
But last night Testa calls me from Mexico and it is very loud on his end and he says he is in the Mexican whorehouse drunk and then all of a sudden I hear someone say “Policia!” and the phone goes dead.
Was Testa caught for bringing diseases into a Mexican whorehouse? Probably.
Either that or it was just an illegal operation (ie: not paying off the cops) that brought on the raid.
Testa isn’t picking up his phone. I’ve made some calls to his friends at the distillery to see if he is okay.
What’s ironic is that Testa’s favorite tv show is the one where people get arrested in other countries and do hard time and that is probably what is about to happen to him.
Don’t cha think?
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July 1st, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Sounds like a future episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter