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THE CLONING OF A 9-11 HERO
By Fayner | July 1, 2008
At first I was like, what the fuck? why would they clone George Bush? and then I read more of the story and realized that a 9-11 canine hero was being cloned and not George Bush. Good! I mean, yeah, Bush did acknowledge the terror attacks and that for him makes him a huge hero because no one was even sure of he was able to show emotions other than “duh” (if that is truly an emotion), but this dog hero deserves to be cloned so much more than Bush.
You see, this dog, named Trackr, was a rescue dog at the twin towers who is credited as finding the last survivor under 30 feet of rubble. That is way more heroic than pretending to be mad at a press conference.
Anyway, this dog is now 15 and is unable to use its back legs. BioArts, a California based company, has awarded Trackr and his owner a free cloning because the dog is so bad ass.
That is a killer story.
Read the whole thing HERE
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July 1st, 2008 at 9:02 pm
You really need to get of whatever shit you’re doing if you think Bush is a hero. He bombed a country so he, family, friends, and business associates could make money by rebuilding Iraq. The contracts they got over much more qualified companies.
July 2nd, 2008 at 8:00 am
i was joking. Bush is no hero. geez.