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KEITH REALLY DID KEEP THE CAR….
By Fayner | March 8, 2008
…. and now we know why!
As reported on Lukeisback.com, an investigator looking to find Keith contacted Lukeisback, not myself or Taylor Rain who see Keith 57 times per day or Keith directly or the 9,618 other people in the valley who see or speak to Keith on a regular basis. The purpose of this inquiry? According to the investigator inquiring to Lukeisback, Keith borrowed a car and never returned it. I decided to use my investigative skills and perform my own search for Keith and the stolen car. After about 4 minutes I was able to locate Keith AND the car in question. (Note to whoever hired investigator: your investigator appears not to be very good at his trade. Please see cliche “shortest distance between two points is a straight line”).
After some inquiring Keith finally broke down and admitted that he had borrowed the car and decided to keep it without ever returning it to its’ rightful owner. CASE SOLVED
In a related case, I too received a call today from an investigator. An investigator referring to himself only as ‘Jed’ called me today inquiring if I knew the whereabouts of a female pornstar who apparently rented a snowblower and a wood-chipper from a Chatsworth based tool company in November and has yet to return said equipment.
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