Editorial
FREE PORN OF THE DAY
Monday, March 31st, 2008Visit ModelingMatrix.com to check out today’s free hardcore galleries.
HOW TO USE YOUR FEDERAL TAX REBATE CHECK
Thursday, March 27th, 2008As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will all […]
TODAY IN HISTORY: JESUS CONDEMNED TO DIE
Thursday, March 27th, 2008The great Js all die young — Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix and Jesus. Jesus H. Christ was born (ironically enough) around five to six years “before Christ” (B.C.) due to a scheduling mixup.
Generally depicted in art as a white guy with blue eyes and dirty blonde hair, the location of Jesus’ […]
FREE XXX OF THE DAY
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008Flower Tucci Solo
Flower Tucci Anal & Squirting with Lee Stone
Gabriella Banks Solo
Gabriella Banks Solo fetish
Genesis Skye Pretty girl
Genesis Skye Solo outside
Gianna Michaels Solo big tit model
Gianna Michaels & Mysti May 3 way hardcore
GiGi Giving a Handjob
GiGi Solo
Hailey Paige Boxcover shots
Hailey Paige & Tyla Wynn […]
PERKS OF TURNING 50
Monday, March 24th, 2008Keith and I are both turning 50 this year, so here are the advantages we now get to look forward to.
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run–anywhere.
4. People call at 9 PM […]
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
Tuesday, March 18th, 2008Ok, enough already, I give up.
I’ve been getting emails all day from people claiming to have ‘celebrity photos and videos‘ and then ‘can you help me sell them‘ and ‘post it on your site please‘. Look, I’m a journalist who likes a good story, but some of this stuff is crazy. Someone just sent me […]
TAYLOR RAIN QUOTE OF THE DAY NO. 1
Monday, March 17th, 2008“There are so many nerds on TV these days! What, do they get them cheaper or something?” …. Taylor Rain
NINE PHRASES WOMEN USE
Friday, March 7th, 20081.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. ‘Five minutes’ is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch […]