Archive for May 8th, 2008
ON THE SET OF NOT THE BRADYS XXX: MARCIA! MARCIA! MARCIA!
Thursday, May 8th, 2008I’ll be honest with you: the main reason I trekked all the way across the Valley to the LFP studio where they were shooting the sequel to the super popular Not The Bradys XXX was because I needed to once again remind X-Play producers Scott David and Jeff Mullen that when they shoot the parody […]
THE 20 MINUTE HIV TEST (OR SO THE CANADIANS CLAIM)
Thursday, May 8th, 2008My date for the XRCOs was a curious gal. Or maybe I was just in a talkative mood. Seems not being coked out all the time increases (relevant) conversation. Who would have guessed?
Anyway, I introduced her to Tricia Devereaux AKA Karen Stagliano who got HIV from Marc Wallice after he allegedly altered his tests so […]
SEXUAL ABUSE AT BRITISH EMBASSY IN BAGHDAD!
Thursday, May 8th, 2008So now the English are pussies, too? I thought only the French would do something like this.
But no!
And I for one am ashamed to be a Westerner. I mean, we come to their land to profit off their death and oil, and then as time marches on we feel we also need sex because sex […]
ATTENTION FEATURE DANCING PORN CHICKS
Thursday, May 8th, 2008I’m currently working on an article for a major magazine and need a porn chick who feature dances for it. If you are one or know of one please email me at [email protected] so I can possibly include you in this amazing piece of America history.
Thanks
SMASHXXX.COM PROMISING A LOT!
Thursday, May 8th, 2008Porn party flyers are great. I mean, not only do most of the parties they’re promoting suck balls, but usually only a handful (if that) of the porn girls scheduled to “host” these parties even show up.
The girls pictured on the flyers usually make an appearance, but the other names rarely make it to the […]
EVERY WEAK-ASS PORN CHICK SHOULD HAVE ONE OF THESE
Thursday, May 8th, 2008You know how porn chicks usually can’t handle their drugs and partying? Of course you do.
Well now, sensors can be implanted into people at risk for heart attacks, and when an attack comes the hospital or doctor (or police or suitcase pimp) will be notified immedietely!
This should be helpful to guys who try and bed […]
HEY, EVA! WHY YOU HOLDING YOUR BELLY?
Thursday, May 8th, 2008 I guess either no one cares or I’m just that much faster than all my competition.
Which ever way you choose to look at it, Eva Angelina is still pregnant.
Maybe this has been written somewhere else, I don’t know, but I did a quick search and found nothing. Hopefully her killer PR guy Monstar has been […]
OKAY, SO I CRIED A LITTLE BIT…
Thursday, May 8th, 2008Yesterday was one of them days in Los Angeles when staying inside is the right thing to do. I mean, it wasn’t quite raining and it wasn’t quite sunny…it was somewhere in between where all the danger lurks and I wanted no part of it.
So I stayed in and smoked pot and watched televison. Along […]
WHY THERE ARE NO LITTLE FAYNER’S RUNNING AROUND
Thursday, May 8th, 2008Dez and I are like watching The Sopranos episode where A.J. brings this chick he likes over to their gaudy house and she’s like, this is nice, and then he goes to her house and she’s like super rich like old money rich and me and Dez at the same time are like, I’d knock her […]
XRCO AWARD SHOW RECAP A BIT LATE BUT FUCK YOU
Thursday, May 8th, 2008So I finally emerged from my dark cave after many, many months of hiding out and eating and sleeping and doing what any normal person does who wasn’t like me at my worst.
Boy was I scared! I mean, I was once a mainstay on the porn party circuit. But times change. Today guys like Monstar […]