Archive for May 12th, 2008
HOW STORMY DANIELS SAVED ME A BUNCH OF AGGRAVATION
Monday, May 12th, 2008I’m not too sure how it happened, but for some reason I now spend upward of 3 times the amount of money I did when I had an everyday cocaine habit. It makes no sense to me because cocaine costs a lot of money. But apparently so does the best dog food, fish from Jim’s […]
HIP HIP HOORAY FOR UPLOAD!!!!
Monday, May 12th, 2008These guys just can’t do anything wrong. I’m talking about SexZ Pictures, of course.
I mean, sweeping the top honors at the AVN, XBiz, XRCO and Adam Film World award shows? Now that is a big deal.
Makes me wonder why I still haven’t seen the movie Upload. I bet if there were hot Cougars in it […]
A MOMENT WITH SYREN
Monday, May 12th, 2008Syren was at our house this morning getting ready for her shoot today with Dez and Staci’s newest project. I first met her years ago on Metro’s Le Vampyres set for James Avalon and over the years we’ve remained good enough friends where when we run into each other its never awkward and we take […]
WHY WE LOVE EVAN STONE
Monday, May 12th, 2008Porn Goddess Syren was at our house this morning shooting something I believe to be top-secret at this time for Dez and Staci. We got to talking. Syren dates male performer Evan Stone who if you haven’t seen his dick you haven’t seen a porn movie.
Me: I saw Evan a couple of weeks ago at the […]
SETH MCFARLANE STEALING MY JOKES?
Monday, May 12th, 2008A few years back I was living in a house with legendary sperm-picker-uper Nate AKA Winston Burbank. Nathan, some of you may recall from my stories, was obsessed with two things: cleaning and conserving. He would vacuum four times a day even if no one was around to walk on the rugs. He would turn […]