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HOW STORMY DANIELS SAVED ME A BUNCH OF AGGRAVATION
By Fayner | May 12, 2008
I’m not too sure how it happened, but for some reason I now spend upward of 3 times the amount of money I did when I had an everyday cocaine habit. It makes no sense to me because cocaine costs a lot of money. But apparently so does the best dog food, fish from Jim’s Market, gas, snacks and all the other things one pays for besides glamour drugs in every day life.
In other words, I have no money to do things I wouldn’t want to be doing unless I was high.
Does that even make sense? Probably not.
Anyway, I’ve been thinking about spaying my bloodhound as I can’t seem to find an aceptable local male to breed her with besides the top dog in the country who happens to be a bloodhound named Knotty who lives in Malibu but I know would be far too expensive and I’ve made it this far without having to buy semen I’m thinking I shouldn’t be starting with a dogs.
Nick Manning has semen for sale.
Why did I say that??
Anyway, I’ve been contemplating just getting my hound fixed so that I won’t have to worry about Lou the mastiff knocking her up, her bleeding everywhere and another chick on the rag.
But I also want to breed her and donate the puppies to help rescue missing people.
What to do? What to do?
I decided that if I got a new advertiser this week I would get her fixed. And I got one: Stormy Daniels.
Her check cleared and I made an appointment for tomorrow morning to see the doctor and if her blood work comes back clean she’ll have her uterus ripped out. It’ll be fun.
If you see Stormy, say thanks for me. And if you don’t, please visit her web site located here and touch yourself while thinking abouut making love to her fine vagina and stunning boobs and you get the picture
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