Archive for May 27th, 2008
GERMANY UNVEILS MONUMENT FOR GAY VICTIMS OF HOLOCAUST
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008Jews weren’t the only people singled out during Hitler’s reign; the Gays were, too!
Thousands of homosexuals were taken to death camps where they were either murdered or died from starvation and disease.
Berlin’s mayor is a cockhound, so he had this monument built in recognition of all the gays who suffered under Hitler’s 12 year rule. [...]
HAS SHARON STONE GONE COMPLETELY NUTSO?
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008Sharon Stone ain’t right. But you already knew that!
Now, for the record, natural disasters happen all the time and can only be blamed on an unstable planet. Or God, whichever belief you subscribe to. Hurricanes, tornados, floods and earthquakes all happen whether we are here or not. They happened before man walked the earth and [...]
ALAURA E…D…E…N…OHH…PEE!
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008Dez and Alaura (Staci) just got back from Lake Havasu for the holiday weekend.
This was the first story she told me.
Staci: So we went out at night to a club and I got wasted! Tequila shots and vodka shots! Wasted! When we got back to our hotel room I had to lay down for a [...]
FIGHT CANCER!
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008Someone very very close to me has been going through a cancer scare these last few months. It has been really tough on me since I haven’t had to deal with the possiblity of death in a while (not including my own) and it ain’t a fun time for anyone involved.
Luckily, we think everything will [...]
TAYLOR RAIN SAYS SHE WANTS ONE OF THESE…THINK THAT’S A GOOD IDEA?
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008okay, so as a guy I must say that Hello Kitty is the stupidest, gayest, most waste of money thing ever on this planet next to Nick Manning’s sperm for sale on his web site.
But the chicks love this shit, especially Taylor, Bianca and Staci.
Waffle makers. Spa kits. Clothes. Jewelry. Crap. More crap. Even more [...]
DID YOU SEE THE BIG FUCK-UP IN WALK HARD?
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008It was the best weekend I could have dreamed for: everybody was away and I was home alone with the dogs. No, I didn’t make love to them for days straight in a giant pile of cocaine. That would have been weird.
Basically, my weekend consisted of smoking weed and watching television and eating lots of [...]
OH, BRAD!
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008So yesterday Taylor, Testa and I were watching Brad Pitt in The Assisination of Jesse James movie. I turn to both of them.
“I would totally do a line of coke off Brad Pitt’s cock!”
“You would, you fag!” they both say.
“You wouldn’t?”
Taylor: No!
Testa: No!
“That’s crazy!” I yell. “Its Brad Fucking Pitt! What’s the big fucking deal?!”
Testa: [...]