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Archive for May 9th, 2008

GOOD THING SHE DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT WANTEDLIST!

Friday, May 9th, 2008

So a few weeks ago I had to fly out to Boston to see my mother who broke her ankle when a film starring Matthew McConaughey was shooting in the alley behind her condo caused her to get all excited and fall down her stairs and snap her leg.
Ouch!
But what was more of an ouch […]

JIHAD FOR VIRGINS? I DON’T THINK SO!

Friday, May 9th, 2008

So I was chatting with Testa over a bowl of dirt weed about airport security and some other things and eventually the conversation turned to Muslim terrorists which if you don’t know inflict Jihad with the belief that when they die for their GOD they will go to heaven where 72 virgins await them.
Sounds pretty awesome, […]

JENNA HAZE CHECKS IN

Friday, May 9th, 2008

Got a text from Jenna Haze last night. I was happy when I got it this morning ’cause she is so hot.
Anyways, its funny how I wrote just yesterday about the SMASH party going on tonite where they have like 80 porn chicks on the flyer acting as “co-hosts” for the bash with Jenna Haze […]