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JIHAD FOR VIRGINS? I DON’T THINK SO!

By Fayner | May 9, 2008

So I was chatting with Testa over a bowl of dirt weed about airport security and some other things and eventually the conversation turned to Muslim terrorists which if you don’t know inflict Jihad with the belief that when they die for their GOD they will go to heaven where 72 virgins await them.

Sounds pretty awesome, don’t it?

Fuck that!!

I for one would never give my life for virgins, unless it was my young daughter who I’ve never met. Other than her, I think promising something a little better like 72 porn chicks or 72 hot MILFs or 72 grams of coke might advance the cause a little bit better.

Who the fuck wants 72 chicks who have no idea what to do with a hard dick?

Not me.

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2 Responses to “JIHAD FOR VIRGINS? I DON’T THINK SO!”

  1. proD Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    you´re right !!! these moslems are so stupid they live 500 years ago and dont want to come to present time !!!
    fuck the muslims
    Mohamad is an donkey fucker…

  2. Dickie M. Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    Religion is fucked.

    If there is a God, he should be embarrassed by the human race.

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