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ITS EITHER A SMALL WORLD OR I’M A BIG STAR!
By Fayner | June 17, 2008
I made the final arrangements today to have Rhiannon’s ashes delivered to me from the Cremation guy.
“Let me ask you something,” he said. “What do you do for a living?”
“I’m a writer.”
“What kind of stuff?”
“Magazine, internet. Porn, mostly.”
“I knew it! When you first said your name I was like, Is this the same Fayner? And it is! Funny!”
“It is a small world.”
“I remember reading your stuff in Hustler and on that site LukeFord with that girl Taylor Rain. God, she’s real pretty! And such nice dogs, too! I love Pit Bulls.”
“Hopefully you won’t be seeing them too soon!”
Ain’t it funny how I sit here and think I’m a nobody and the guy who cremates your pets in Los Angleles knows me! For the first time since Rhi died, I have a smile on my face.
There will be another smile tonight after my Celtics beat the Lakers!
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