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BIANCA DAGGER HELPS DURING OUR RECESSION
By Fayner | June 20, 2008
Money is tight these days for everyone except those who are good friends with Bush and Cheney and profit off death and oil. I know it. You know it. Bianca Dagger knows it, too.
You see, Bianca believes that every man deserves a good haircut and a lap dance. Even in a recession.
That is why Bianca, who is a licensed hair stylist (or so she says) as well as a top-notch booty-shaker, has decided to offer her services as both a chick who will cut your hair and a chick who will grind against your cock for money.
That’s right! You heard it here first!
So come on down to Bianca Dagger’s House of Hair and Lap Dance for all your hair and penis stimulating needs.
Email me at [email protected] to set up an appointment. She’ll even come to your house!
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June 21st, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Good friends of Al Gore, Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the liberal scumbags are also making plenty of money riding the global warming scam.
June 22nd, 2008 at 3:41 am
I got the haircut and lap dance it was great!!! She blew my mindddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!