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WHEN RETARDED PEOPLE DO PORN
By Fayner | June 24, 2008
From what I’ve heard, there was a time in this business when nearly all the female talent came from the worst of conditions. There was no fame. There was no real money. There was just nowhere else to go.
Now, porn is a business, and somewhere along the line between then and now some chick said “hey, I can make some money here!” and the mental state of the porn chick changed. I’m sure the percentage of runaways and abusive foster care and whatever else in the adult business has dropped dramatically. I could be wrong though. That has been known to happen from time to time.
But even in this era of porn as a business and not as a last resort, some seem to fall through the cracks. Real fuck ups, mental cases, insane by any man’s standard kind of girls.
Girls like Catalina. And not this Catalina Cruz chick, but the Max Hardcore Catalina. The one that if you met her you’d say to yourself right afterwards, “Was that whore retarded?”
I remember years ago when I first started at Hustler and I went to the Tera Show or whatever they called it at Digital Playground and Tera had the movie poster for Forbidden Tales in which she has a mechanical arm like the Termanator.
Max and Catalina were there, too, and they both scared me at the time. Anyway, Catalina walks up to Tera and looks at the poster and says to her: “Are you a robot?”
Anyone who has worked with her knows Catalina is partially retarded. She has to be; there’s no other excuse.
And so was the guy Kid Redd who worked for Kid Vegas or Mr. Vegas or whatever name he uses these days. He was fat and retarded, and Vegas made him jerk off in a pumpkin suit and then eat his cum from his retarded palm. It was nasty. I was there. I left right afterwards.
But is it safe letting mentally challenged people into this business?
I’ve met two (probably more) and think they shouldn’t be allowed to make the decision to do porn.
What do you think? I really wanna know…
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June 24th, 2008 at 9:00 am
Hey didnt you kill some nanny like 12 years ago?
June 24th, 2008 at 9:11 am
i was questioned, but no i did not kill that nanny
June 24th, 2008 at 9:17 am
So you’re like a white OJ, just not so famous…
June 24th, 2008 at 9:43 am
self-cum-feeding retards should not be allowed, but epic stupidity (catalina) shouldn’t be a disqualifier
also, never commented, but read your shit every day and it makes me chuckle
good stuff
boston sucks
June 24th, 2008 at 10:17 am
I don’t think the inclusion or exclusion of our mentally deficient friends is really the issue.
Just like every other business, there are people who exploit other people for money or whatever.
If anything, Max Hardcore is no better or worse than say, a Fred Smith or Vince McMahon. All are providing jobs and paying taxes, right?
One should admire the ability of an individual to be so acutely driven that there is absolutely no consideration whether or not what they are doing to or for another person is ultimately for the recipients’ benefit, and not personal gain.
At least I do… Especially when I get high… Still, McMahon and Max can put on a hell of a show.
Keep up the good work Mr. Fayner… your writing is highly entertaining.
June 24th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
You killed a woman??
I heard in the 70’s many that got into porn were trained actors and actresses who could actually act. And the others wanted to rebel against society and the government. That lingered into the 80’s. But most who get into porn do it for the money. Then I read that Savannah in the 90’s was the first porn star that got into porn for the fame and started the whole ‘getting into porn to be famous’. It all went downhill after for porn.
June 24th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
definition of retarded… letting your wife do meatholes
June 25th, 2008 at 6:45 am
Catalina rocks. One persons retard is another persons cumbucket.
It sounds like you are getting jaded and burnt out — it may be time for the next challenge. Maybe you could become a Fayner 4.0 robot?
Laters.
June 25th, 2008 at 8:04 am
Hey Paul, be more specific. Who’s wife did Meatholes and what was her name?
June 25th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Hey Ed, think about it, its not too hard.
June 26th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Paul-
Not being part of the porn industry and not residing in Pron Valley or anywhere in California, I am at a distinct disadvantage. So, I really have no idea.
June 26th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
I assume Scott and his ex-wife Taylor Rain.
June 27th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Anyway, back to Catalina…
Dude, you have no idea. I myself have a freakin’ suitcase full of “Catalina was/is a crackhead lunatic” stories that I like to drag out at parties. Swear to dog, I spent ONE afternoon shoot with the dribbling idiot and came away with a half-hour’s worth of jaw-dropping hilarity…each and every gem just as awesome and sparkly as that Tera bit you mentioned.