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JEREMY STEELE WILL DO IT!
By Fayner | June 27, 2008
Jeremy Steele is a class act. He will fuck any chick, any where, any time for any price. That deserves admiration and respect if you ask me.
Jeremy I’ve just learned also performed in something called Squirt Bukkake in which a guy gets a faceful of chick cum AKA urine. I didn’t really look at the picture too closely as that I’m not too comfortable with urine, but it looks to be him with a fat black chick. Other male performers who lend their mouth to this series are Ryan Knox, Jack Lawrence and Micky G. Sweet.
Anyway, the reason I was thinking about Jeremy Steele is this: a friend who works on porn sets told me the other day that the chick hired to fuck on film came and was super ghetto and fat and old and smelly and when the guy came to do the scene he refused to fuck her and left.
He did what?
Hey, porn guys, you get paid a great deal of money for something you’d normally do for free or even pay for and every now and then you gotta take one for the team and bang an undesirable. It is a give and take business.
Jeremy Steele would have done the fat, smelly, old black chick. He would have done her afterwards in the bathroom, too. That’s cause Jeremy Steele is a team player. God bless him for that.
Jeremy Steele should be honored for his selfless acts of bravery.
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June 27th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
The tone of this fictitious article is so sweet and lovely Fayner that I can hardly argue with it. However let me note for the record that over my illustrious career, though I may have fucked a few fatties named Patty, this was not my regular thing; unless I was really hard up for drug money. I’m sure you understand.
June 28th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Jeremy, I sense you too don’t like each other.
June 28th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I meant you two. Ugh.
June 28th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Actually Ms. Babylon, Fayner is my secret admirer. He loves pricks, which is why he’s sitting next to that cactus sucking a little dick stick.
June 28th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
So when did this lovefest between the two of you begin? Must be true love considering he did dedicate an entire post in your honor. I’m now trying to find everything and anything about Kayden Kross after she blogged about me at Mike’s. The lovefest and stalking begins. *drewls*
June 28th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
It started around 2003 at AIM where I ran into recently ex roommate Taylor Rain. He was there sitting in the corner. I never noticed him but since he was with her he noticed me. I was showing her the cover of my music CD.
He was writing for Lukeford.com after the fake jew just sold it, and he and the late Wanker Wang were carrying on Luke’s legacy of errant facts and malicious journalism. Taylor had walked off with the cover but it didn’t have the music with it. The next day Fayner publically commented on LF.com in regards to me that he didn’t know who it was she was talking to but he didn’t want to know (I find this strange because even at my worst, he should look in the mirror and ask himself who looks worse) and that he can’t wait to hear my music so he could trash it. This, fellow jurors, shows without the slightest doubt that he had a preset agenda. How can you not wait to trash music that you have never heard? Taylor and I were cool with each other so there was no reason for this. I think they were living together then. Maybe he was “jellus”. It’s this kind of dirtbag bias which calls out only the fringe jobs I’ve ever done in my career and tries to paint my whole time in this business as bottom-feeding. Makes good entertainment, I guess. Makes others feel better about themselves, I suppose. It gives me free publicity, which is cool, too.
June 28th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
So you had boned his soon-to-be wife? And don’t tell me nothing sexual happened between either of you while roomies either. It’s jellos indeed!
Hey, anywhere I can find this music CD?
June 29th, 2008 at 9:00 am
It’s just an old demo. I’ll mail one to you if you like.
June 30th, 2008 at 7:04 am
Why does everyone want to mail me things?
Hey, what happened to Scott?
June 30th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Do you want me to hand it to you in person? If you’re old enuf, no prob.
June 30th, 2008 at 10:56 am
It’s interesting how the first time a reader posts a comment that it doesn’t go up until Scott approves it, but if you follow up on the same article with more comments they go up automatically.
Here’s the response I just sent which hasn’t been approved yet, this time with spelling corrections so I don’t seem as retarded:
It sounds like your fog hasn’t lifted, Scott. You should remember the cover because it was really cool. The song, was called “Just a porno star”. The title alone implies (similar to “Just a Gigolo”, as someone pointed out) that’s it’s not such a big thing (pun unintended).
What’s your obsession with calling things gay while simultaneously wondering about the size of other guys’ dicks?
If I start doing gay movies I’ll make sure to pick the stage name: “Scott Fayner”.
I’d say PSB/Darrah recognized the obvious: You’re just “jellos”.
There was no reason for your personal attacks of me and my music you’ve still never heard, dirtbag. Oh, yeah, I was talking to Taylor. OMG. You’re still saying my music sucks and still haven’t heard it.
I’ve been playing guitar longer than I’ve been playing with my dick. You’re a real fucking idiot.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
You still think I’m underage? It was all because of that Luke Ford I made with all the smilies??
June 30th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Luke Ford post
June 30th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
No that’s it, but I have a giant multi-color swirl lollipop if you’d like to lick and suck on it. I’ll give it to along with my CD and tell me what you think of it. I really don’t want to send a copy to anyone who already thinks it sucks before they’ve listened to it.
June 30th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
No that’s it, sorry
June 30th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
not it
June 30th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
don’t write words in brackets because they won’t appear and then you’ll look stupid
June 30th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
When did I say it sucked?
June 30th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
When did I say you said it sucks? I was referring to our host who said he’ll bet a million dollars (of monopoly money, perhaps?) that it sucks.
No, Darrah, it’s not because of your smiley faces that I’m concerned that you’ll really in 4th grade.
June 30th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
So what other possible reason is there for you still thinking I’m underage? Do I look like I’m 12? Yeah the picture is covered with balloons and butterflies but does it look like I’m 12?
June 30th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
well, you def. look cute under that hat, nice smile
you should put that pic up on your babble on porn stars site
June 30th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
What are you talking about?? My picture is already up on some porn site?? That’s why I put balloons and butterflies …… dammit!
July 2nd, 2008 at 8:35 pm
I love this guy Jeremy Steele, he actually makes me feel good about myself. I work a 9 to 5 job at a local Home Depot and I consider myself a pretty boring person. I don’t have a very exciting life. I go bowling with my friends every Thursday. We hang out in Soho on Friday and Saturday, and the rest of these days I work at my job.
I always thought that my life as a normal guy was boring and meaningless until I started seeing this guy Jeremy Steele pop up on all these blogs. He’s an actual porn performer and he has a ridiculously pointless life. According to the sites I visit and blogs I read, he spends most of his time reading and responding to blogs, and he rambles and rambles. He reminds of my uncle Herb, he just never shuts up!
I never see Evan Stone or Tommy Gunn rambling on blogs or gossip boards, but I see Jeremy Steele rambling and rambling every day.
So I’d like to thank you Jeremy Steele, for giving every normal guy in this world hope, by showing us that even people in the porn world are live an absolutely worthless and pathetic existence as you demonstrated every day by blogging and blogging and bouncing from site to site to site with response after response. You’re a loser, that’s awesome.
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Out of 24 comments to this post…. Jeremy Steele is responsible for half, so I would agree that makes him a complete and total pathetic loser!
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Don’t many porn stars post at both the AdultDVDTalk and XXXPornTalk forums? I think so!