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MUST BE SOMETHING IN THE WATER
By Fayner | June 30, 2008
Someone emailed me this link to a XXXPornTalk thread regarding whether or not I’m still doing drugs on a major level because of some of the things I’ve been writing about lately. This is his argument:
The fact that He’s hanging out with Testa debating whether women would be better with tails is telling. Check out some of these other gems from scottfayner.com:
—I’m sure the percentage of runaways and abusive foster care and whatever else in the adult business has dropped dramatically.
—Is it safe letting mentally challenged people into this business?
—Happy Birthday, Robbye. You owe me a blow job.
—Pam Anderson Wants Me
—I have this fan… (the rest of the post is superfluous.)
—Now that my dog Rhiannon is dead I was thinking I should follow in Mr. Richard’s footsteps and snort the recently departed.
Then there’s this post, where Fayner claims to have watched one of those “Bob the Enzyte Guy” commercials featuring a flaccid Santa at a Christmas party…
…in the middle of June.
You’re a real inspiration, Scotty Boy.
I really truly appreciate the compliment that my off-coke writing is nearly as entertaining as my on-coke writings of yesteryear, but no, none of the above things were written with the aid of blow. None. I wish.
I think it may have something to do with the amount of pot I now smoke to keep myself atleast mildly entertained throughout the long, lazy days of my middle ageness.
I may have slipped once or twice as most people do in the same situation, but I’m sure as shit not going to spend them precious and far between highs by writing stuff down. That would just ruin everything.
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June 30th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Obviously the person commenting on your writing doesn’t get your sense of humor.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Middle-aged? You think you’re old? Aren’t you like in your late 30’s? You and Luke Ford both think you’re old and I don’t know what the fuck for. With him it’s religion and with you it’s the drugs. Get out of the house, get some fucking sun, and stop all the drugs.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Hard drugs are not funny…. I have broken bank accounts to prove it…
You Fayner are funny…. Even without drugs
June 30th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
i think he has a secret crush on you
June 30th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
I’m mid-30s too and sometimes I feel middle age-ness settling in but reading your shit makes me feel wise, and omnipotent and youthful as a strawberry shortcake figurine. Your shit also make me so fucking glad I’m not clueless and in my 20s and “fucked” like most of the people you write about. You can string sentences together and make people laugh. It’s called talent. The hacks who criticize you have none.