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PIGS IN SPACE
By Fayner | July 1, 2008
The Japanese got themselves a good thing with this new $2.3 million Wedding In Space venture I was reading about this morning. The rocket will travel 60 miles into space where the ceremony will take place, then the new married couple gets to fuck in a special compartment while the ship falls back to Earth.
Sounds like fun, right? Fucking in space? Yeah!
Well, they probably won’t let you fuck I just made that part up, but I think if you were that high up in the air you’d want to be looking out the window and not at the back of your wife’s head.
Maybe next year.
Until then, the Japanese company is working with a US based company on this and will be taking applications for the flights leaving from a Oklahoma airport instead of making Americans go to Japan which is very polite of them.
I used to think that one day I would build a treehouse and I would get married in it but thetn I was thinking I can’t build anything but a sentence so that is a dumb idea and then I thought how about getting married while covered in red fire ants and then I said that would be dumb too so I read this and thought wow I’d like to get married in Space for 2 million dollars so that is my new plan and I’m wicked psyched about it too.
But now I’m thinking no one would ever marry me except maybe a pig but wasn’t there a movie called Pigs In Space that really sucked balls and therefore would mean that if I got married to a pig the same thing would become of me as did the movie in that I will suck forever…
Damn
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