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“STOP THE PRESS!” TMZ STORY OF THE DAY
By Fayner | July 14, 2008
Sure, Casey Aldridge gets (got) to penetrate Jamie Lynn Spears which pretty much makes most other men want to kill him, but the young douche did the right and smart thing by knocking up the super rich Spears which kinda guarantees him cool stuff for many years to come.
Plus, she’s young and toned and horny, and that is a good thing any day of the week.
So TMZ in their need to make news out of nothing and less than nothing has put up a stellar story today which has been picked up by EVERY newspaper, magazine and web site from here to Tel Aviv: Casey Aldridge went through the drive thru at Burger King.
In America, one would think that every person old enough to chew solid food has been to a Burger King drive thru.
So why the TMZ exclusive on this (found here) amazing work of journalism?
I’m wondering the same thing…
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July 15th, 2008 at 6:41 am
Members of her own family have publicly stated that they don’t think he’s the father. That her mother Lynn Spears paid him off to go along with the story. The real father is supposedly one of the Disney executives on Jamie’s Nickelodeon show that her mother pimped her too.
July 16th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Damn I wish I could still bang underage chicks….