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PORN SCABS: ARE WE REALLY THIS BAD OFF?

By Fayner | July 15, 2008

First off, I ain’t talking about the good kind of porn scab, the one on the whore’s knees after sucking off fourteen guys in an outhouse. I’m talking about the kind who offers their services for way under norm which fucks with the veterans and all they have worked for over the years.

Let’s face facts here: the recession-proof pornography industry ain’t recession-proof after all! We are all feeling the pinch. Even me and Staci have had to cut down on our Sashimi dinners to only twice a week! I know!!!!

I ran into P.A. Of The Year Nate AKA Winston Burbank the other day and he said even he isn’t working too much, that not many companies are shooting on a regular basis anymore. Say what??? When Nate isn’t picking up sperm daily on set you know something is quite wrong with the business.

Or is it just that someone will do whatever task is at hand for cheaper? What sucks is that Nate has worked hard to bring the sperm picker-uper’s pay to a respectable $150 per day and some guy will just come along and do it for half the price ’cause he too has bills to pay. What a shame.

And what about chicks like Amy Ried who charge $2,000 a scene or some crazy amount like that and then all of a sudden no one is calling anymore ’cause some new chick right out of high school with better tits and a fresher face and tighter vagina and better dick-sucking lips and a much tighter ass and a better attitude and a cuter laugh and a more believable fuck me moan will come strolling in and offer every one of her services for $650 plus gas money and babysitting fees? What becomes of them when what they’ve worked so hard for just gets tossed in the trash along with their hopes and dreams? They have to work for cheaper or go off and be a hooker. They shouldn’t have to make that choice.

And who is here to protect the welfare of the industry? Will Bill Margold’s magic teddy bears save the day? Prolly not. It would be nice to see it though.

I hear it has gotten so bad that some people are taking work they’ll pretty much break even on just so they might get future work at a better rate. Really?

I also hear the new rate for a guy to stand in a room full of guys to take turns popping on a chick’s face is $15.

If only we could rip these porn scabs off with our teeth and feed them to the hungry dogs? Wouldn’t that be sweet…

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5 Responses to “PORN SCABS: ARE WE REALLY THIS BAD OFF?”

  1. topopiperno Says:
    July 15th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    a more believable fuck me moan… It’s an hard life

  2. yoyo Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 7:58 am

    hey fayn: are you dating staci? what happened to dez?

  3. Skippy Handleman Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 5:44 am

    this is all George Bush’s fault!

  4. Staci Says:
    July 19th, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    No, I am not dating Fayner. I am still with Dez. We are good friends!

  5. renisans Says:
    July 20th, 2008 at 12:04 am

    It’s all do-it-yourself now. Make your own porn, make your own meth, make your own coke. Fayner, you know that’s possible now given that coca can be ordered online?

    Internet is God. It giveth and it also taketh away.

    And it is Bush’s fault too.

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