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I HOPE SHE DOES “WE ARE THE WORLD”
By Fayner | July 21, 2008
I’ve only been to Porn Star Karaoke three times. The first time there was some security guy in the bathroom making sure no one did cocaine in there (or was I just paranoid??). Then second time I brought a coke bullet and did bumps at the bar. The third time Barrett smoothed things out between me and Kurt Lockwood about the whole “how dare I question his sexuality!” thing.
That was the last time. It was long ago.
That all might change tomorrow night as I just got a press thing from Hustler saying this chick Emma Cummings is gonna be there representing the company. She was in their Barely Legal Baby Fat movie and stole my heart-on at that very moment!
Does she do it for you? ‘Cause she sure does for me! I think I want to knock her up and then leave her.
If Emma Cummings feels the same way about me as I do about her I want her to sing me a song tomorrow night to declare our undying love for eternity and beyond!
And since I just watched the We Are The World video (I advise you to rewatch it NOW!!!!!!), I want her to sing it for me. Cindi Lauper is amazing, The Boss even better and Ray Charles is Ray Charles. And the song is fucking great, too. Oh yeah, Steve Perry from Journey is killer in the song. Yeah, he’s the best one!
Oky, so if Emma can sing Steve Perry’s part in We Are The World karaoke I’ll agree to knock her up and then leave her.
O-tay?
O-tay!
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