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HEIDI FLEISS: BIRD PIMP
By Fayner | July 24, 2008
I just watched Heidi Fleiss: The Would-Be Madam of Crystal on HBO not ’cause I like her or anything but just because its hot outside and there’s nothing fun to do anymore now that Rhiannon is dead.
Anyway, Heidi is one messed up chick. Sure, her proposed Stud Farm in Nevada is a pretty cool idea, being that chicks can go there and get laid from oiled up buff men, but if you watch the documentary you’ll see that jail, losing her money and most or all of her celebrity friends, not to mention a huge drug problem has led Heidi to become one crazy bird lady.
Yeah, that’s right, Heidi has a bunch of big, expensive, loud birds living at her shitty house in Nevada. She even had an addition to her house built for the birds.
Heidi loves birds. No one would have guessed that in a million years or more. She even says that there is more money in birds than in women, and that if she knew this information years ago she would have gone into the bird business instead of the sex business.
A great part in the documentary was when Heidi was telling the story of how when she was a teenager she ran a babysitting business where she would match the family with the correct girl sorta like what she later on became famous for: pimping.
I’d watch the documentary if I were you. Watch Heidi cry over dead birds, make a whole hick town hate her and drive around in a shitty pickup truck.
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July 24th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I’d hit it