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Archive for May 15th, 2008

DOMINATRIX TRAINING

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

KANSAS CITY, Missouri (AP) — Federal prosecutors have unsealed an indictment accusing a man and woman of training the woman’s child to be a dominatrix, selling her sexual services and photographing some of the acts.
U.S. Attorney John Wood said the case is unusual in that a parent has been charged with the commercial sex trafficking […]

ROUGH SEX DISASTER

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

A Winnipeg woman who accidentally plunged a knife into her boyfriend’s chest during a drunken bout of rough sex received a three-year conditional discharge yesterday.
“It was an accident that had disastrous results,” said the woman’s lawyer, John McAmmond.
A court order has prohibited the young lovers from communicating with each other since the February 2007 incident. […]

WAR IS MONEY

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

Anyone remember this picture? If you look closely or go here you will see that George Bush is made up of many small porno pictures. I thought it would go well with this story because this is in fact a porn-related website of sorts and I should atleast add some porn to whatever I’m telling you […]

THE GREATEST SANDWICH OF ALL TIME!

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

I’m hearing of a steak and cheese sandwich from Philly that costs $100.
Now we all know how good Philly Cheesesteaks are, right? The real ones? Yeah, they’re quite the treat.
But this one from Rittenhouse Square’s Barclay Prime in Philly has them all beat. It’s made with butter poached lobster, shaved truffles, kobe beef and $17/lb. cheese. […]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

My good friend Gene Ross over at AdultFYI posted a story today about Gina DePalma who is pictured to your left in all her glory. I know, I know…
The story I know about Gina DePalma goes something like this: It was my first Vegas porn convention trip, I was still working as Hustler staff, and […]

WHO NEEDS AN STD WHEN YOU HAVE A DOG’S UTERUS?

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

I know you all have been super worried the last 24 hours wondering if my puppy Sara made it through the operation to ger her fixed. Well, she is! A little groggy and cranky, but so am I, right? Only she’ll be fine in a day or two.
So, remember like 3 or 4 years ago when […]