Archive for May 20th, 2008
BARELY LEGAL: 18 AND EASY… BUT EASY FOR WHOM?
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008Once upon a time I could score with 18 year old chicks. Not any more. The closest I’ve gotten lately was Dakoda Brookes who just turned 19 but I only lasted 15 seconds. Bummer for me.
But the Barely Legal series from Hustler lets every old loser like me feel as though they can score with [...]
THANKS, GENE!
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008Saw this today on AdultFyi.com and laughed. Funny stuff, Gene Ross!
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If you Google for a picture of Scott Fayner, you’ll get one, instead, of Jessica Simpson, Boy George, Luke Ford, Michael Jackson’s Thriller album cover and some attempt to take you to a Russian website.
What this all means in the grand Google scheme of things [...]
JONNI DARKKO SAYS: “I LOVE JOHN MAYER!”
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008So we’re sitting out in my backyard by the pool the other night at my little B-day party. We’re drunk. Darkko is here, and that makes me happy ’cause I haven’t seen him in a long time and I miss him.
But then he says something along the lines of “The new John Mayer record is [...]